We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
try to milk me bitch
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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