i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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