In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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