do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just want nice things and good sex
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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