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Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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