Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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