Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I had to cum in my sink.
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