i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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