This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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