I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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