Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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