There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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