And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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