That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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