I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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