Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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