just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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