If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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