i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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