Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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