Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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