you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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