Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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