Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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