life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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