Your tits are I can't wait for
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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