how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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