IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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