Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Let's paint friendship bongs
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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