apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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