some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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