The beer is more important than you right now.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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