So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I want to be your penis for a week.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
