Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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