I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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