no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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