Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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