It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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