I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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