I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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