i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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