I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
