dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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