hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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