Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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