Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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