What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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