I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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