If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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