Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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