Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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