Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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