Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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